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Poop Catcher

Hello!! I've been gone for a while, but for good reason. I was studying for my state exam for my insurance license. I passed! I am now licensed to write and sell auto and home policies. Woo hoo! So I got my life back. Hubby was so great during this time. He took care of everything and supported me tremendously.

Now, Desi was supportive as well. He would join in on my studies. "Want to study with chew mommy," he would say. When I passed, he said "Good job mommy! So proud of you!" (of course daddy coached him). It just warmed my heart.

Anyway,  I have to share this hilarious story with you all. One night, earlier last week, we are trying to get Desi to poop in the toilet.  He just refused to sit his little butt down on the seat. We knew he had to poop, so we really wanted him to get on the toilet. My husband was speaking with his mother on the phone and she heard the commotion. She suggested that we just let him go pamperless for the night before going to bed. That way when he felt the urge to poop, he would have no choice but to go on the toilet. I thought that was a good idea, so we did. Desi loved the freedom. He started running around the house in all his barenakedness and I got back to studying. Desi started jumping on the couch and playing around and all of a sudden, I saw this brown object from the side of my eye. Desi had poop coming out of his butt!!! What was my initial reaction you ask? I scream "Oh no!!" and I went for an immediate interception. I stretched out my hand and caught his poop before the couch did. So I sat there, with poop in my hand, watching my squirming son. My husband comes running in and his eyes morph into something out of a comic book. He frantically told his mom that he would call her back. He ran towards Desi to pick him up and "plop," another brown one falls to the couch. Chris runs to the bathroom with Desi in his arms. Meanwhile, I still got this poop in my hands and a log on the couch. All I could do was laugh. It was hilarious! Better believe I throughly cleaned and disinfected the couch and my hand. My mother-in-law called back and we just cracked up! I mean, it was so funny but not so funny at the same time.

Call me the poop catcher...lol!!!!

Night night!

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  1. That is hilarious! Keep trying he'll get it!

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    1. Lol! Thanks gyrl, we will def keep trying. Hubby says he's gonna have a party once Desi's out of diapers. Lol!

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    2. Sounds fun I was thinking the same for Dj because hes been working so hard as a young trainee, lol in his undees now and I am so proud of him I was thinking of inviting desi and some more of his friends to join, maybe at chuck e cheese

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    3. Oooh! Yay! Let me know the day.

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